Friday, January 25, 2013
Nude Hoops: A New Shirts And Skins Game
Here are the new rules and the new name for the game: a queer naturist/nudist twist on the tired old court scrimmage of Shirts & Skins! It's now known as Shirtless and Skins. One team plays wearing no jersey or shirt; the opposing team plays totally nude! The rules are essentially the same. Now, we all know for certain which team I'll be playing on! That one is a no-brainer!
No basketball court has ever seen the action that this innovative take on the stand-by competition will generate! The spectator bleachers will surely be packed to capacity. What better sight to behold than bouncing balls dribbling balls down the court?
The truth is, I have played nude B-ball before. It wasn't the modest Shirtless & Skins variety, but honest-to-goodness bare-assed naked basketball. All players were hanging loose and hanging free. The means we used to distinguish the teams was by wearing a bandanna around our necks. Reds versus blues, yellows versus greens, etc. Five man teams and ten men racing nude all over the court. That, my brothers, is basketball the way it was intended to be played!
And, while we're on the topic of hoops, how about a new makeover for the National Basketball Association (NBA) logo? Take a look at the proposal below! Got game?
Peace! Get naked. Enjoy!