Even as kids, Twin and I both abhorred Halloween. Our older brothers for weeks would try to coax us into enthusiasm with tales of huge bags of candy treasure awaiting us. Big deal! We both still hated the prospect of going out in the cold, dark night and having to ask complete strangers for something sweet. Then, add to that fact the thought of passing others on the sidewalk wearing horrific costumes, some of them even bloody. No thanks, no way! Put on some wicked disguise for all this madness? Hell, no! We both knew from an early age that we preferred to wear less, if anything at all. A costume? Why bother?
Mom and Pop tried their best to generate excitement around this barbarism by supplying us with pumpkins to decorate and an assortment of weird clothing to choose from. That didn't work, either. Showing us the bags of treats they were providing for others and asking the two of us if we wanted the same likewise produced a negative response. With all the goodies that you're giving away to others, are we really that poor to be forced to go out and beg the same?
By the time Twin and I started the second grade, the entire Halloween ritual was a trauma from our past. That year, the family simple realized and accepted the fact that nothing would coerce us into participating in this pointless charade. Of course, the argument that since we both had to communicate trick or treat in sign language let all the neighbors know precisely who we were didn't hurt our case in the least. After all, weren't we the only Deaf twins in our neighborhood? That goes to prove: educate a young mind and you'll truly be amazed at the results.
From that year until this, Twin and I have avoided Halloween hell. During Deaf residential school and university, we attended the parties; however, never in costume. For our adult lives, the Halloween socials we've been to, whether jointly or individually, have been nude and body paint solved any disguise issue. We've been zebras, dalmatians, etc., for as long as we both can remember, except for the time that Twin was especially creative and painted himself as a tiger (he dropped a hefty dime on orange paint). Personally, as long as I can do it naked, I'm cool. Body paint is not a problem.
That is, until 2010. This weekend. This Halloween. All this old shit has returned to bite me on my ASSet. Our sweet and dearly beloved younger Cuz has always been a Halloween fanatic. This past January, he and his BF purchased a townhouse in Virginia Beach, VA. They are hosting their first Halloween party in their first home. This BIG event is Saturday night and of course, we have to be there. Cuz is very specific that everyone must be nude but with a costume of some sort. Torso, genitals and ass must be exposed and body paint alone isn't acceptable. Quite the bitch at his first ball!
Add to the mix my current beau. The man that I've shared my dreams, hopes, body and soul with for the past eight months. He's just as much a Halloween addict as Cuz. Truthfully, they were both discussing Halloween before the dawn's early light on the Fourth of July! They are both serious Halloween junkies. This only proves the fact that opposites do attract.
In order to keep peace in the family and my man's piece where we can both be happy, I've resigned myself to having to once again indulge all this Halloween bullshit. The things we endure in the name of love! My costume? Look at the picture. Me in a hat, and that's it!
Peace! Get naked. Enjoy!


